If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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