I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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