have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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