He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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