he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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