I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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