yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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