I look better un-naked...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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