And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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