Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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