yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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