Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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