Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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