If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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