One girl and one boy is just not enough.
one might say we're banned from that church
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
3 2 1 whiskey
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
