I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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