and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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