I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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