The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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