We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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