Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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