So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We had sex on a dog bed..
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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