meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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