$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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