Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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