Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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