just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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