its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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