So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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