so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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