im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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