Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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