is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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