I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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