So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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