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Wipe that smile off your face.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize
