He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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