He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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