scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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