How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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