If that was your dad, he is hot
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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