If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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