After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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