We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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