what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
they need to just BURY HIM!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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