i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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