she was so not down for the gang bang
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
