I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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