I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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