Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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