Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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